Haven't you heard?
But why stop the boats
when theres people we pull
closer to our culture
when they never asked us to?
We've been calling impostors Aussies,
some of you lot wouldn't have a clue...
Russel Crowe, well known felon
Once charged with fourth degree possession of a weapon:
And he bought our precious bunnies,
with his dirty money.
Give them back and then go home.
The Finn Brothers,
Our houses are too crowded,
I think its time for your stay to end.
It's time for us to split
Phar Lap, your bones are so lonely
in some Wellington Museum.
We still have the poor fella's heart.
Send the rest of him home so that people that care can seem.
And even you Mr Hollows?
You kept us in the blind…
We confided in you...
When you were asking us how old we were,
We shoulda been asking you where the fuck you were from!
you're a jurassic embarrassment.
Stop pressuring vegans into eating red meat.
Why don't you have nibble and slurp on my red meat?
Why are you playing the music of Rural Australia
and tainting it with pop sensibilities?
Go do that somewhere else
and leave us with your kid, man.
from Emu War
released January 26, 2014
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